Statistics can be fun…

July 1st, 2009

And it is both more interesting and worth learning than calculus. Really.

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June 28th, 2009

Bureaucrats Gone Wild!

June 24th, 2009

Well, not too wild, but this is stupid. Really stupid.

In Portland, Maine, a student has been denied their diploma for bowing and blowing a kiss to their mother.

And the responsible bureaucrat, School Superintendent Suzanne Lukas, decided the kid was breaking the rules. So, as any good bureaucrat would do, she denied the kid his diploma. Apparently, her school board met Monday (6/22) with graduation behavior expectation on their agenda and she continued to justify her arbitrary and capricious decision. And, as a good bureaucratic organization responsive to constituent needs, they convened private meetings to discuss the matter further. Because, you know, they have the answers and need to work out their game plan privately… without input from those who are graduating or the citizens they serve.

There are things I’d certainly argue are disruptive and bad for the graduation environment, but after reviewing video of the incident, come on now. This is more about power and control than about maintaining decorum.

Were I a parent in that district, not only would I be closely examining the decisions of Ms. Lukas, but I’d be insanely angry that they were meeting in closed door sessions to discuss the matter. I don’t know what the public meeting laws in Maine are, but that would be a violation of Washington’s.

At the end of the day, her justification was that students were required to behave in certain ways and were only allowed to wear certain things. From what I can see, this kid’s only rule violation was wearing his athletic cords. Sending him back to his seat sans diploma (or diploma case as would have occurred at my graduation) was a bad decision and a bad attempt to assert herself as the head white lady in charge. One that backfired.

I do understand her, and other bureaucrats, desire to maintain decorum for the students. Perhaps a better way than attempting to coerce expected behavior through fear tactics and having police march up and down the isles of graduates would be to involve students in the planning of their graduation. After all, it is their graduation ceremony. To celebrate them. If they need police to roam the isles to prevent beach balls from being tossed around, something is really wrong. And if they are denying a student their public recognition for wearing track cords, bowing, and blowing a kiss to their mom, something is really wrong. My guess is that something has more to do with bureaucratic power and control than with student behavior, as this wasn’t about drugs, violence, vandalism, or theft. It was a kid wearing bureaucratically inappropriate cords and blowing a kiss to his mom.

Wake up, Bureaucrat Lukas, and remember who you serve.

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June 21st, 2009

Just Dumb.

June 14th, 2009

In Florida, a kid was charged with 18 counts of animal cruelty and 18 charges of improperly disposing of cat bodies.

Yes, I occasionally make cat jokes. You know… what’s the best thing about a cat? Fur, er, four drumsticks. Cat… the other white meat. But as someone who had their cat killed by a crazy neighbor, I don’t actually advocate the killing or eating of cats. I mean, I’m sure there is some odd circumstance (stranded on a desert island and the only thing you got is fluffy) that may warrant a little… meow mix… but come on.

And while I’m blown away at the possibility of this kid killing 18 cats, I keep laughing at the charges. It would seem that in 2009, we’d just have one charge for some moron who goes on an animal killing spree… something a little heavier than animal cruelty and improperly disposing of animal bodies.

I’m just saying. It’s dumb to kill 19 cats. Or, rather, it makes no sense to me. Personally, I see no point in killing it if I’m not eating it. Well, unless it’s a mosquito or something. But I find how we deal with these things to be equally… dumb. Where is PETA to urge us for better criminal charges? Come on, PETA peeps. Hook it up.

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June 14th, 2009

The Best Email Ever

June 13th, 2009

I spent much of yesterday compiling grades for my statistics students. Now I have one more class, my research methods course, to grade and extra credit from stats to add in before submitting final grades. I’m hoping to have that done by the end of the weekend, but we’ll see. They need to be done by Tuesday. I think they are due by 11am or noon.

Anyhow, I digress. yesterday, I got the best email ever.

One of my students has struggled this quarter. Well, there were more than one, but this one struggled a lot – between family issues and self-doubt, she didn’t think she was going to pass. She did, and will earn somewhere in the 3.0 range after I get everything calculated.

She emailed me asking about her grade. Specifically, she asked if she’d have at least a .7, the minimum for passing at my institution. See, her grade impacted her financial aid, how much she would have to work over the summer, and if she’d be able to return to classes in the fall.

After rocking the last four or five weeks of my class and her final test, I was happy to tell her she was somewhere in the above 85% range, which is 3.0 land. Her response to my email was short, simple, and made my day.

She simply wrote:

OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!

YOU ARE MY HERO FOR NOT LETTING ME QUIT WHEN I WAS DOING SO CRAPY…

THANK YOU

It rocked. It made my day. All I could say in response was that she was capable the entire time, she did the work, and asked as a favor that she not sabotage herself with doubt in the future. I do take credit for telling her that quitting was not an option. There was one point where she was going to drop. But all I did was tell her I wasn’t going to accept her quitting. She made the decision to stick with it, complete the course, learn, and grow.

But it made my day either way. I’m just glad I was able to be a part of her success.

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